Play the Songs
- "Fifty Million Frenchmen" Overture
- You Do Something to Me
- The American Express
- You've Got That Thing
- Find Me a Primitive Man
- I Worship You
- Do You Want to See Paris?
- Where Would You Get Your Coat?
- At Longchamps Today
- The Boyfriend Back Home
- I'm in Love
- Please Don't Make Me Be Good
- You Don't Know Paree
- Somebody's Going to Throw a Big Party
- It Isn't Done
- The Queen of Terre Haute
- Let's Step Out
- The Tale of The Oyster
- I'm Unlucky at Gambling
- Why Shouldn't I Have You?
- Paree, What Did You Do To Me?
In this classic boy-meets-girl musical set in Paris, we are treated to such memorable Cole Perter songs as “You Do Something To Me,” “You’ve Got That Thing,” “The Tale Of The Oyster” and “Paree, What Did You Do To Me?”
Music samples courtesy of New World Records and Warner Bros Music.
Peter Forbes, a young American millionaire, journeys to Paris and bets his friends Billy Baxter and Michael Cummins that he can live without his money for a month and, while doing so, get engaged to Looloo Caroll, a young woman he adores. She is in Paris with her parents and her best friend Joyce. The catch is that Peter has one month, until July 4, to throw their engagement party at the Chateau Madrid. Trying to woo Looloo while penniless, he endures humiliation. His first job is as a tour guide, but much to his dismay, he has caught the eye of Violet Hildegarde, a fur-buyer who sends risqué French postcards to her children (“Where Would You Get Your Coat?”). An aspiring singer, May DeVere, also becomes interested in Peter. Since Peter has no time, Looloo and Billy have begun flirting.[clarification needed]
Everyone goes to the racetrack, where Louis Pernasse tells Peter that the race is fixed and Toujours Moi will win, and he takes Peter’s and May’s money to place a bet. It appears that the horse has lost and Peter tears up his ticket, but the winner is disqualified and he has won. However, Looloo thinks he is being selfish in not sharing his winnings (since she had lent him some money) and leaves him (“You Don’t Know Paree”).
In another week, Pernasse is preparing a party for Looloo’s mother, who plans to match her with a poor but titled Grand Duke (“The Queen of Terre Haute”). Mr. Carroll, distressed at the cost, gets drunk, and Looloo does not attend, as she has no desire to marry the Grand Duke.
On July 4, Peter is a dance-host at the Chateau Madrid. As all arrive, Billy and Michael are still chasing Violet and Joyce. Peter, with the pressure of the time-limit bet, proposes. Just then Pernasse tells him to dance with a customer and Looloo starts to leave, confused and embarrassed. Peter and Pernasse have words about the torn-up ticket and Looloo realizes that he was telling the truth. She trusts him and they become engaged as midnight arrives.
FIFTY MILLION FRENCHMEN (100%)
Music and Lyrics Book
COLE PORTER HERBERT FIELDS (50%)
EVANS HAILE and TOMMY KRASKER (33%)
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2 Violin I
1 Violin II
1 Viola I
1 Viola II
1 Flute (doubles Piccolo & Alto Saxophone)
1 Reed I: Clarinet & Alto Saxophone
1 Reed II: Clarinet & Alto Saxophone
1 Reed III: Clarinet & Tenor Saxophone
2 Trumpet I & II
1 Trumpet III
Trap Set (Snare Drum, Bass Drum, Tom Tomds, Hi-Hat, Suspended Cymbals)
Orchestra Piano (plays from Piano-Conductor’s Score)
Piano-Conductor’s Score sent with rehearsal material.
2 Piano/Conductor Scores
20 Libretto/Vocal Books
(In order of Appearance)
Mrs. Emmit (Gladys) Carroll
Mr. Emmit Carroll
FIFTY MILLION FRENCHMEN opened on Broadway at the Lyric Theatre, November 27, 1929 and played for 254 performances starring William Gaxton, Genevieve Tobin, Betty Compton and Lester Crawford.
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